Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dr. Sips

I have a new doc. Self-taught. Goes by Dr. Sips. Hails from Williamsburg, Brooklyn. He told me: "Tomorrow, you gonna get on the treadmill and walk for 20 to 30 mins [yes, he said it like that: 'mins'] at a 7 incline at 2.4 em pee aych. That'll take youse one step closer to your notion of joinin' the gypsy punk circus."

I told him that I can't possibly go that slow. What's the point?

He said: That's the law.

I said: If I'm going to exercise it has to be fun.

He said: There's ya problem. Youse a pleasure hound.

Yes I am. I said. Yes, I am.

He said: Dr. Sips says walk.

An Rx from Sips is nothin' to mess with.

So I'm a' do it.

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